You're a womanizer and a bitch.
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
We are all done wearing pants today
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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