You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
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