We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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