just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Randomize