Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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