Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Two words: blizzard sex
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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