Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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