butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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The spoon I was using to ice my hickey just fell out of my purse while i was paying at the liquor store. I look like an alcoholic with a meth problem.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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