She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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