Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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