I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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