Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
i think my mom watched the whole time
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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