FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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