If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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