OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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