YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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