i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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