When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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