I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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