Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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