Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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