I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
where are you?
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Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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