so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
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