Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Randomize