Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
tell me about the fingering
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