Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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