I want to stick my p in your. b.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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