Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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