I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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