That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
You're completely useless in the revolution.
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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