just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
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