The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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