Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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