The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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