is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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