I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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