I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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