I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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