Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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