his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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