kristin has been a bad kristin
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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