He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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