he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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