Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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