Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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