new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
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