That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize