I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
You don't make any sense
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