have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
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