I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
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