He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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