the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I just googled if crying burns calories
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
Randomize
