He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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