just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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