her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
is it fun? or sober?
You did what with his pubic hair?
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